And The Number 1 Thought For 2009 : " Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"Why do brides always wear white...Because its always better when the dishwasher matches the stove and refrigerator.Remember that we are the largest free online dating service, so you will never have to pay a dime to meet your soulmate. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." I got an email one day with this on it:"A woman was trying to help her husband set up and email account.I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. He thought he would be funny by using the word 'pen! She fell over laughing when it said its not long enough to accept."Thoughts to Ponder Number 10Life is sexually transmitted.
But she doesn't want to look dramatic, weak or attention seeking so she keeps it all inside.For women everywhere: When you know you are finally mended, spread the word, hold out your hand, share some love from your heart and some laughter from your soul and be there for a new member of the sisterhood who needs your help.Let's all help our sisters worldwide to stand tall and know, they can and they will recover, survive and thrive, to live the life they deserve.Forget about flowers and chocolates, the traditional Welsh courting gift is the love spoon.Typically carved from wood, the spoon features symbols of long-lasting love such as hearts and padlocks and is intended to demonstrate that the giver will always feed and provide for their lover.